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Spot a TARD. Save a Life.

November 13, 2016

Trump Acute Resistance Disorder outbreak, health emergency alert

 

If symptoms persist or there’s a relapse, sufferer will become a RETARD

 

A worst case RETARD? A LIBTARD

 

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Heads-up here.

Spot a TARD. Save a Life.

Trump Acute Resistance Disorder (TARD) is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time. Sufferers of TARD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and extreme butthurt.

Signs and Symptoms

People with TARD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again. Individual sufferers often display signs of paranoia and delusion; in acute cases psychotic episodes have been observed. TARD is different from being upset about the results of the 2016 presidential election; People with TARD are unwilling or unable to accept reality, despite irrefutable evidence.

According to the DSM-V, individuals with TARD exhibit most, or all, of the following symptoms:

a) Telling others they are moving to another country
b) Fixated on fantasies about the Popular Vote
c) Protesting an election no credible source contests the outcome of
d) Exclamations that “Someone” should do “Something”
e) Sudden weight gain
f) Acute change in demeanor from pompous and arrogant to fearful and combative
g) Claim that anyone who disagrees with them is some combination of Racist, Sexist, Bigoted, Homophobic, and Even Hitlerish

Causes and Mechanisms

TARD was directly caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill-health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnapped victim.

Research is ongoing, but TARD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:

a) Membership in the Democratic party
b) Identifying as a Feminist
c) Currently enrolled in college, and/or
d) Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
e) Cuckoldry
f) Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
g) Massive student debt
h) Spotty or non-existent work history
i) Hipsterism

Diagnosis

Diagnosis of TARD is straightforward. Ask the patient if Donald Trump is going to be the Next President of the United States of America. Some patients will become agitated, and may attempt to deflect. It’s critical you press them on the issue, even if they start babbling about ‘muh triggers’. A sufferer of TARD will begin to ramble incoherently, often displaying three or more of the symptoms within a short period of time.

Co- morbidity

A diagnosis of TARD is highly comorbid with Paraphilic Infantilism, Emotional Eating, Autism Spectrum, Bush Derangement Syndrome, and adult bed wetting.

Treatment

The only known effective treatment is exposure therapy. The patient must be repeatedly exposed to reality, and should wear a Make America Great Again hat as long as they are able to tolerate it. Each exposure should increase in length, after a week the patient should be encouraged to be seen in public wearing the MAGA hat. Coach the patient to refer to Donald Trump as President-Elect Trump.

Patients with TARD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.

If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TARD, urge him/her to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again!

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