Naked Man Climbing out of Buckingham Palace Window!
* BREAKING: We FOUND the Energy Weapon That Destroyed the TWIN TOWERS
* Ebola nurse Nina Pham used as PR pawn, damaged by experimental medications
[Serve you fcuking right, Nina!]
Apparently, there’s an explanation for this ‘weird escape’ while William was visiting Asia …
“According to MI5 this incident did not take place at the palace proper but rather “the horses’ section.” Clearly though, people in charge of security at the palace are sending a message to the royals which seems to be “arrest the pedophiles and fix the financial system or else.” – B.F.